HELLO.

HELLO 

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HELLO, MY NAME IS PHIL.

HELLO 

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HOW IS YOUR HAMSTER?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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HAVE YOU BEEN TO A RACETRACK RECENTLY?

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

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WHEN DID YOU STOP GOING?

BOOKIES ARE CROOKS 

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DO YOU TRUST BOOKIES?

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

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WHERE DID YOU GO LAST?


YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OTB?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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I CARE ABOUT YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

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